Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Frozen Disappointment

Tyke and I got a new box of A-C-E popsicles (those are vitamins). And what to our utter chagrin and insult should occur but tyke's discovery that THIS BOX of popsicles is DEFECTIVE because NOT ONE OF THE STICKS HAS A DUMB JOKE ON IT!!!

We are so put out that we are thinking about writing them a letter of consumer complaint. There is nothing fun about eating popsicles with your child if you can't absolutely torment one another with making each other guess or making the other wait for the "groaner" answer!

Monday, August 01, 2005


Maybe that should be "spurt-nik." And the tip and tip in preceding titlr (see, still cant type) refers to G's chair-tipping shenanigans and the apparent loss of my dingertip. Uh that'd B fingertip.

ooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww still. he ain't nothin but a hound-dog.

tip & tip

reason writing dumb, misspelled & wrong is big kid got on MY computer when unauthorized. After coming home from tyke swim team party, found big kid twisting & leaning in my tiny feminine antique cherry desk chair. Commanded off; didn't matter; chair was indeed ruined vut I didn't know yet. ordered kid out of chair. Sat in chair immed. and picked up seat, which hanfs (that's 'hangs') outr (uh, out) over leg frame. Seat picked up, frame didn't; left index finger trapped between seat frame and leg frme; sat lightly and elegfantly, (ooh, mayve that's elephantly!) but still smashed finger between, finger actuallly burst like water balloon. Great pain for such a small finger. Divot as in golf course shot out of fingertip and spurted blood for hours.

cant typr well now even though udst to be hunt-n-peckr yrs ago.

oh owwwwwwwwwww

G kid in doghouse bigtime ............