More small contributions to our wonderful language

G (the elder kid, of snobbish people at school, and of celebrities with similar behavior): You know, they are the kind of people who have their noses stuck up in the air so high they can't see through their own boogers.

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Tyke: Mom, what's a "junior agitant"?

Me: You are. (Going to the white board in our dinette area and writing on it) And by the way, it's "junior adjutant," spelled like this . . .